New Reese's minis the greatest candy of all time

At the 2010 Sweets and Snacks Expo, a new age began. Let's call it Year One, A.R.M. (After Reese's minis).

What brings about this new age? Is it a new religious movement? A change in governments? A social tidal wave of change?

No. It was the release of the new Reese's minis, miniature Reese's peanut butter cups about the size of a dime.

These little chocolate-covered candies are so special, the Reese's folks also had to release their new treat at the 2011 International CES. It might seem a bit odd to bring out a chocolate and peanut butter candy for a consumer electronics show, but these little candies are so life-changing, so earth-shatteringly important, that they are worthy of being presented at every single convention or show across the globe for the next hundred years.

I exaggerate not.

If you don't believe me, then you've obviously not tried the Reese's minis as of yet.

And just to be clear: I am not talking about the Reese's miniatures, those small peanut butter cups that come wrapped in aluminum foil. Those are a fine product, but they are not the Reese's minis of which I write.

The Reese's minis are small, really small. They are about the size of a dime. They are new in stores, only having shown up over the last couple of months, and they come in two package sizes, an 8 oz size and a smaller 2.5 oz package size.

 Imagine a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup the size of a dime. Then imagine it one thousand times better than what you could have ever imagined. Imagine it better than epiphany. Imagine it better than the best sex you've ever had. Imagine it better than any drug on the planet. If you can imagine all that, then you've got just an inkling of how good the Reese's minis really are.

For flavor, texture, quality, this product deserves an A+++++++++++++++++ from every consumer.

The only downfall is that they can't make enough of them fast enough.

If you happen to disagree that the new Reese's minis are the greatest candy of all time, you are of course allowed to have your own opinion. But you are wrong. Empirically wrong. This is not an opinion. It is fact. It should be added as an amendment to the U.S. Constitution or something, but the Reese's minis are without a doubt the greatest candy ... nay, the greatest food item ... ever spawned by man. It is as if the gods of ancient times have come forth to bestow upon unworthy mankind just an inkling of bliss.

So go eat some.